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[Zombie Infection]

Aye aye captain

Drewboobies, think about every zombie movie you have ever watched... Almost always its one retard that gets everyone killed. Or some stupid old lady going after her dog or something equally retarded.

Personally I hate the fast running zombies etc. because it just isnt fair at all. The slow zombies are bad enough but making them run... I shudder...

My only beef with the story was why didnt they let the dude with the shotgun in? It's a weapon and if those things are coming you need all the help you can get. Instead they just watched him blow people away.

Graphics were great, good detail. Everything about this movie was great just a couple technicalities that may only bother me.

So 8/10 for you!

Gi-go responds:

Well opening the door to him meant the zombies might get in as well.
I dont think zombies are about fair :)

Thanks

[Slash Returns]

Worth the peed pants.

hahahahaha you had me laughing my ass off. And even more so since it was true. How did you manage to get caught? Wasn't there a LOCK on the door?

Genius how you tied that into an epic battle and mystical demons and stuff lol.

Good work....
I almost forgive you for the lack of updates to the story....

SlashFirestorm responds:

Nope. I JUST COULDN'T GO ON ANY LONGER WITHOUT FAPPING!!!!

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[Dumbbell]

wow

VERY well done. The animation was wonderful and the underlying message made me laugh.

I qoute Einstein,"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I am not sure of the latter."

I believe that how it went, recalled it from memory so its not perfect.

But anywho good job!

TmsT responds:

"and I am not sure of the former" would make more sense I think. :) But anywho, thanks! That's a very appropriate quote.

[Clock Wrogn]

love hate relationship

Okay to start off this review I have to say
I HATE CLOCK MOVIES
I LOVE PHOENIX WRONG

So when I saw the 2 paired together I pretty much HAD to watch this movie. The graphics all fit along with the clock and wrong series. So that was good. I didnt really find the sound files and Wrongness of it funny. I could barely tell what the clocks were saying (true for most clock flashes)

But other than that I applaude the fact you combined the 2 and didnt have me hate it immediately.

Keep up the good work.
P.S. How many clocks are out there?
Football Clock
Strawberry Clock
Shoe Clock
The list goes on....

KKyuubi responds:

Clocks:
RupeeClock
StrawberryClock
Bit Clock
"Football Clock"
Heavy Metal
IIDXClock (me)
SnakeClock
ArchonClock
OrangeClock

Well, at least the "Willy Wonka" sequence was quite enjoyable! I just needed to find sound clips and stuff that wasn't used by any other Phoenix Wrong/Phoenix Wrong Parody, but I sorta got beat with "Heut Ist Mein Tag"

[The Advencers of billy 0B]

Had me laughing

Well suffice to say I took one look at the subject of the flash (retards) and figured people would get their panties all in a wad.

They're retarded how are they supposed to know their being made fun of? The shirt was creative and funny "Pet me I'm retarded" LOL I cant tell you how many times I have wanted to do that.

And the shovel to the face.... Had me in stitches for a couple minutes.

Animation was iffy but you did the shovel to the face well.

Sound was iffy but the overall humor of the animation I thought made up for it.
Good job with it man.

One thing though with retard animations, they are either hit and miss so be careful with em. And good luck :)

IceDragonkin responds:

Well im glad to see u have a sence of humor. it was all in fun. and i agree they dont get ur picking on them so wtf.

Thanks for the confidence in my art. i did work hard to get the shovel sence down about 2 hours just to mess him up in about 2 secounds but it was worth it.

i also noticed that retard films are like that but no biggy ill have more outragous things happening in the next episode which ill start on after i get some work done on a real peice im doing called ktulus angel. it should come out well if you check my website u'll see what he looks like on the links labeled ktulus angel. its my best art to date and im going to make the story behind him a good one. keep ur eye out for me im going places. ;-)

~IceDragonKin~

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi6]

OMG

Okay first off I frikkin love this series. I seriously log on everyday to check if the next one is up yet. I just phoned my friend to let him know the next one in your series is out. They make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts. You point out all the funny and retarded flaws in the game that I try to exploite everyday.

I am constantly qouting your series and it still never gets old.

I can never really find anything bad about your series because its hard to tell if its intentional or not.

Keep them coming man all my friends are big fans.

P.S. Yes I dont have a life but hey if this series is the cause for it then who cares?

Sirschmoopy responds:

You have a life, an e-life, which are much cooler because they have a E and a -.

[ANIMATION INVASION]

Very well done.

Not bad at all my friend. It was a good idea and well done. I especially liked the fighting back by biting them lol.

You should have bitten off his head and then spit it out and have it hit the wall. That would have been great.

As for the previous reviewer earthsea, I dont think he knows to much if anything about flash and is 13.

Not the best flash I have ever seen but not bad comparitively.
Good job man I hope those 4 months of your life were worth it :)

AlmightyHans responds:

thanks, i hope those 4 month ARE worth it.

[AOM: Escape! v1.0]

wow that brings back memories

I play a lot of games like that,
Starcraft
AoM
AoE II
Dawn of War

And I have to admit that was a really good flash about it. I love to wall and build towers in that game. Now I have a huge urg to play AoM..

Anyway about the flash.
It was pretty good, add leg movements to the horses and people if you can, not REALLY needed but would add a little realism to it. Animate them turning around, the flippy thing where they become just a line for a second is a little annoying.

I laughed so hard at the part where the citizen person got beaten to death with clubs lol.

O and lastly you HAVE to continue it. I wanna know who wins!!

Good Luck
Sincerely,
Unholy

Caz responds:

Wheee thank you! :3 I will continue it.... it's gonna get hairy soon when they get super titans :P Thanks so much for the review! You pwn. xD

[Stick VG]

Not to bad graphics, smooth movement, good ending

I liked it, cant see anything wrong other than it could have been a lot longer. Ya I liked how no one stick figure was super pwnzor of everyone

Panzerknacker responds:

Longer, yes I guess it could have been... But as I have stated several times before: I am very lazy :P