Ah....

"Author's Response:
is it weird that
even the good reviews on this site
make me feel burning rage"

No. It hurt me inside too....

Usual mix of good and bad animation. I didn't regret the time I spent watching it. And some made me chuckle. 7/10. 3/5.

balls

Boring.... retarded... Only part that made me happy was "lying in a pool of my own irony".

Defense attorney's shouldn't be all whiny. Their assholes.

Hmmm....

I love how your song at the end is 10X longer than the game itself.

Short, simple, and much easier than the latest games I have been seeing on the front page. Most of them actually being virtually impossible. Glad to see a game finished in less than a minute :)

Thanks, best minute I have ever spent.
My best 50 seconds spent was sex :P

OMG

I played the first level and thought, "hey this is pretty decent, this boss never fucking dies though..."

Then the second level I spent fucking 30 minutes shooting the same god damn enemies with the same god damn weapon that killed them the best. Then I accidentally picked up a shitty weapon and spent another 2 minutes with it before I gave up EVER seeing the boss or the end of this terrible level.

That was only system B I am terrified as to how
long the tougher ones are. Are they 8 hour marathons?

I got fed up and just wasted a half hour of my life.
I had high hopes but they spiraled slowly downward as I mashed the same stupid key for 20 minutes on one level.

I hated getting a decent weapon then losing it because I couldnt dodge the crappy pick ups.

As the other kid said the boss shows no signs of dieing until it magically blows up.

Now onto the good.

The visuals/enemy deaths were nice.

-Unholy

I am Blown Away COMPLETELY

Simply wonderful. Not only was there tons and tons of different effects they were all different and I played with each for atleast 5 minutes. You not only had that but you incorporated really good music into it.

I have to admit that moving the mouse slower was funner than the chaotic mess moving the mouse fast made.

This was an excellent *game?* that you made and it takes a very creative mind to think up all of those different things. It was very well done and I cant find one thing wrong with it.

I wonder if being able to change the background color would make any difference?

But ya 5/5 10/10 all the way.

Keep up the good work,
Unholy

Why..

Can I not stop listening to this!!??? Oh. Its 5am. Thats why.

Very Creepy

Love all your work! Keep it up.

Oh and Gundamg0...

Your a dumb shit. You ever tried to actually create any kind of music? Its hard. Its long. Its tedious. And you give him a bad review cause you don't like this kind of music? Why are you even in the classical section? Go educate yourself for three seconds before you write a review.

not bad

Sounds pretty cool.

Though Ninjitsu originated in Japan. Not China.

So is it a Japanese sounding techno piece?

Hmmm... Dragons...

Of all the things to draw.... Dragons? The artwork is amazing. And I never thought I would be aroused by dragons before... It's got to be hard to draw dragons in that way. The yiffy pictures you just need some simple curves and bunny ears. But dragons... You need detail, scales, color shading and a whole number of other details.

My hat goes off to you sir. Very well done.