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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ah....

"Author's Response:
is it weird that
even the good reviews on this site
make me feel burning rage"

No. It hurt me inside too....

Usual mix of good and bad animation. I didn't regret the time I spent watching it. And some made me chuckle. 7/10. 3/5.



Meet Larry Meet Larry

Rated 2 / 5 stars

balls

Boring.... retarded... Only part that made me happy was "lying in a pool of my own irony".

Defense attorney's shouldn't be all whiny. Their assholes.



There she is!! Honeymoon There she is!! Honeymoon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:D :D

Awesome!!! It's a nice tribute. I mean come on people! How often during Inuyasha did you think "JIUST FUCK ALREADY" This is like the same thing. They actually get it on in this. Haha now we know what it looks like :P

Do what you love. Regardless of what other people say.


QBot responds:

Glad to see people who undestand.


Mental Flarpp Juice Mental Flarpp Juice

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Liked it

Liked the twist you did on the Obama poster. Eventually turning into Hitler. The worst dictators in the world can start out as the most loved and supported of leaders...

Animation was smooth. Very out of the box. I'm almost scared to watch it while trippin. Then again that flash bad boy is pretty bad too...

Anyway. Keep up the good work! Sometimes really fucked up animations don't need a story. Their sheer strangeness speaks for itself.

Though Anus Boy was a really fucked up flash with a story...

9/10
4/5

Nice job man.


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T.V. Sex Pals P.S.A. #1 T.V. Sex Pals P.S.A. #1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow. Just wow.

Well... I thought I was going to make it through life without hearing a public service announcement on necrophilia, underscored by Beethoven.

I guess I was wrong....

My hat goes off to you. That slut joke at the end was priceless btw. Thanks for the late night laugh man! Gotta favorite this now... cause... uh... its funny... right... they'll believe that....



Zombie Infection Zombie Infection

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Aye aye captain

Drewboobies, think about every zombie movie you have ever watched... Almost always its one retard that gets everyone killed. Or some stupid old lady going after her dog or something equally retarded.

Personally I hate the fast running zombies etc. because it just isnt fair at all. The slow zombies are bad enough but making them run... I shudder...

My only beef with the story was why didnt they let the dude with the shotgun in? It's a weapon and if those things are coming you need all the help you can get. Instead they just watched him blow people away.

Graphics were great, good detail. Everything about this movie was great just a couple technicalities that may only bother me.

So 8/10 for you!


Gi-go responds:

Well opening the door to him meant the zombies might get in as well.
I dont think zombies are about fair :)

Thanks


Slash Returns Slash Returns

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Worth the peed pants.

hahahahaha you had me laughing my ass off. And even more so since it was true. How did you manage to get caught? Wasn't there a LOCK on the door?

Genius how you tied that into an epic battle and mystical demons and stuff lol.

Good work....
I almost forgive you for the lack of updates to the story....


SlashFirestorm responds:

Nope. I JUST COULDN'T GO ON ANY LONGER WITHOUT FAPPING!!!!

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Dumbbell Dumbbell

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

wow

VERY well done. The animation was wonderful and the underlying message made me laugh.

I qoute Einstein,"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I am not sure of the latter."

I believe that how it went, recalled it from memory so its not perfect.

But anywho good job!


TmsT responds:

"and I am not sure of the former" would make more sense I think. :) But anywho, thanks! That's a very appropriate quote.


Phoenix Wrong Double Take Phoenix Wrong Double Take

Rated 4 / 5 stars

GREAT

Wonderful tribute to the Phoenix Wrong series. The voice synching was very good not "fetus-e" at all. Lots of the sound clips had me laughing but a few I was dissapointed to find some had been used in Wrong's that had been submitted this very day.

The length wasn't short which meant you put more than a little effort into its creation and didnt seem to hurry it along at all.

Good work, keep it up, good going (and all the other generic crap reviewers put)

Peace,
Unholy



Clock Wrogn Clock Wrogn

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

love hate relationship

Okay to start off this review I have to say
I HATE CLOCK MOVIES
I LOVE PHOENIX WRONG

So when I saw the 2 paired together I pretty much HAD to watch this movie. The graphics all fit along with the clock and wrong series. So that was good. I didnt really find the sound files and Wrongness of it funny. I could barely tell what the clocks were saying (true for most clock flashes)

But other than that I applaude the fact you combined the 2 and didnt have me hate it immediately.

Keep up the good work.
P.S. How many clocks are out there?
Football Clock
Strawberry Clock
Shoe Clock
The list goes on....


KKyuubi responds:

Clocks:
RupeeClock
StrawberryClock
Bit Clock
"Football Clock"
Heavy Metal
IIDXClock (me)
SnakeClock
ArchonClock
OrangeClock

Well, at least the "Willy Wonka" sequence was quite enjoyable! I just needed to find sound clips and stuff that wasn't used by any other Phoenix Wrong/Phoenix Wrong Parody, but I sorta got beat with "Heut Ist Mein Tag"