Score: 10

":D :D"

submission: There she is!! Honeymoon

date: March 18, 2009

Awesome!!! It's a nice tribute. I mean come on people! How often during Inuyasha did you think "JIUST FUCK ALREADY" This is like the same thing. They actually get it on in this. Haha now we know what it looks like :P

Do what you love. Regardless of what other people say.

Score: 9

"Liked it"

submission: Mental Flarpp Juice

date: March 1, 2009

Liked the twist you did on the Obama poster. Eventually turning into Hitler. The worst dictators in the world can start out as the most loved and supported of leaders...

Animation was smooth. Very out of the box. I'm almost scared to watch it while trippin. Then again that flash bad boy is pretty bad too...

Anyway. Keep up the good work! Sometimes really fucked up animations don't need a story. Their sheer strangeness speaks for itself.

Though Anus Boy was a really fucked up flash with a story...

9/10
4/5

Nice job man.

Score: 10

"Wow. Just wow."

submission: T.V. Sex Pals P.S.A. #1

date: January 29, 2009

Well... I thought I was going to make it through life without hearing a public service announcement on necrophilia, underscored by Beethoven.

I guess I was wrong....

My hat goes off to you. That slut joke at the end was priceless btw. Thanks for the late night laugh man! Gotta favorite this now... cause... uh... its funny... right... they'll believe that....

Score: 10

"Hmmm...."

submission: You Have To Burn The Rope

date: April 8, 2008

I love how your song at the end is 10X longer than the game itself.

Short, simple, and much easier than the latest games I have been seeing on the front page. Most of them actually being virtually impossible. Glad to see a game finished in less than a minute :)

Thanks, best minute I have ever spent.
My best 50 seconds spent was sex :P

Score: 8

"Aye aye captain"

submission: Zombie Infection

date: July 30, 2007

Drewboobies, think about every zombie movie you have ever watched... Almost always its one retard that gets everyone killed. Or some stupid old lady going after her dog or something equally retarded.

Personally I hate the fast running zombies etc. because it just isnt fair at all. The slow zombies are bad enough but making them run... I shudder...

My only beef with the story was why didnt they let the dude with the shotgun in? It's a weapon and if those things are coming you need all the help you can get. Instead they just watched him blow people away.

Graphics were great, good detail. Everything about this movie was great just a couple technicalities that may only bother me.

So 8/10 for you!

Score: 8

"Worth the peed pants."

submission: Slash Returns

date: April 14, 2007

hahahahaha you had me laughing my ass off. And even more so since it was true. How did you manage to get caught? Wasn't there a LOCK on the door?

Genius how you tied that into an epic battle and mystical demons and stuff lol.

Good work....
I almost forgive you for the lack of updates to the story....

Score: 9

"wow"

submission: Dumbbell

date: February 7, 2007

VERY well done. The animation was wonderful and the underlying message made me laugh.

I qoute Einstein,"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I am not sure of the latter."

I believe that how it went, recalled it from memory so its not perfect.

But anywho good job!

Score: 2

"OMG"

submission: Star Serpent

date: January 30, 2007

I played the first level and thought, "hey this is pretty decent, this boss never fucking dies though..."

Then the second level I spent fucking 30 minutes shooting the same god damn enemies with the same god damn weapon that killed them the best. Then I accidentally picked up a shitty weapon and spent another 2 minutes with it before I gave up EVER seeing the boss or the end of this terrible level.

That was only system B I am terrified as to how
long the tougher ones are. Are they 8 hour marathons?

I got fed up and just wasted a half hour of my life.
I had high hopes but they spiraled slowly downward as I mashed the same stupid key for 20 minutes on one level.

I hated getting a decent weapon then losing it because I couldnt dodge the crappy pick ups.

As the other kid said the boss shows no signs of dieing until it magically blows up.

Now onto the good.

The visuals/enemy deaths were nice.

-Unholy

Score: 8

"GREAT"

submission: Phoenix Wrong Double Take

date: November 29, 2006

Wonderful tribute to the Phoenix Wrong series. The voice synching was very good not "fetus-e" at all. Lots of the sound clips had me laughing but a few I was dissapointed to find some had been used in Wrong's that had been submitted this very day.

The length wasn't short which meant you put more than a little effort into its creation and didnt seem to hurry it along at all.

Good work, keep it up, good going (and all the other generic crap reviewers put)

Peace,
Unholy

Score: 5

"love hate relationship"

submission: Clock Wrogn

date: November 29, 2006

Okay to start off this review I have to say
I HATE CLOCK MOVIES
I LOVE PHOENIX WRONG

So when I saw the 2 paired together I pretty much HAD to watch this movie. The graphics all fit along with the clock and wrong series. So that was good. I didnt really find the sound files and Wrongness of it funny. I could barely tell what the clocks were saying (true for most clock flashes)

But other than that I applaude the fact you combined the 2 and didnt have me hate it immediately.

Keep up the good work.
P.S. How many clocks are out there?
Football Clock
Strawberry Clock
Shoe Clock
The list goes on....